If you don’t visit Mental Floss, I suggest you start doing so.

I found this particularly entertaining.

Soapbox

      Go here.  Watch this documentary, please. It’s not preachy or political. In fact, it very well might make you a better person. We are so sheltered here in America and take so very much for granted. This really made me reflect about how much of a pompous jerk I am. For instance, [...]

This. THIS is why I hate modern America.

THIS KID’S A TEXT MANIAC OMG! 14,528 MESSAGES IN A MONTH! RELATED STORIES CARS SHOULD BE NO-PHONE ZONE: SAFETY GROUP NYPD DAILY BLOTTER GOODFELLA’S HILL OF A FLIGHT RELATED TOPICS   By SUSANNAH CAHALAN Click for photo gallery HOLD THE PHONE! Greg Hardesty tries to pry a cellphone out of the madly typing fingers of [...]

Huh-huh. Huh-huh. Ugh. I have a kill-myself hangover.

     I don’t know – I’m hungover as a Johnny Cash song and it seemed funny to me this morning as I was desperately searching for a cup of coffee and something to soak up all of last night’s carcinogens, French foods and free-floating tannins that have replaced my red blood cells. Enough blogging; [...]

Pine Belt Asshole of the Week

      I’m a genius. Really. Stop laughing! I am! Allow me to elaborate: Seeing as how the holidays have left me with what I assume to be a bleeding corpus collosum (both from excess stress and excess booze), I was struggling - mightily I might add – to come up with something to “blog” about [...]